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Dressed Up for the Party

On this exciting collection of stories (and a song or two!) Keith presents "Marfa the Barfa", the captivating tale of Martha Maloney's quest to overcome her sea-sickness, and save her Dad. Also featured is "No Token, No Milk", a story of survival in the school cafeteria. Plus, this disc contains two brand new tunes! Produced by Bill Harley, "Dressed Up For The Party" is both mischievous and genuine, capturing the spirit of childhood in vivid, hilarious detail! Order now!

Price: $12.00

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4. Dressed Up For The Party

Dressed Up For The Party

This sweater is too itchy
These pants don't fit me right
These shoes are giving me blisters
'cause they're way too tight
and my socks are all sweaty (as wet as spaghetti)

I don't want to get dressed up
To go to the party
I don't want to get dressed up at all

My little cousins will be there
But all they do is cry ('cuz they're babies...)
My Auntie Ethyl will kiss me
And I'll want to die
and then I'll smell like her perfume (P.U.!)
I'll be covered in lipstick

I don't want to get dressed up
To go to the party (Wah wah wah!)
I don't want to get dressed up at all

I'm as sad as can be (sad as can be...)
Nobody cares about me

What do you mean that I'm whining?...
What do you mean I can't go? (you gotta stay home...)
I can't believe that you'd leave me
Here all alone
(by yourself in the big house and there's nothing to do and you'll probably get kidnapped)

I'm as sad as can be (sad as can be...)
Nobody cares about me

I don't mind getting dressed up
To go to the party
I don't mind getting dressed up at all