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Dress Up for the Party
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- Five Second Rule
I've also heard it called the Three Second Rule and the Ten Second Rule. No matter what you call it, it seems like a patently bad idea to eat stuff off the floor. You be the judge. - No Token, No Milk
Are you one of those people that loses things? I am for sure, and this is probably where it all started. This story features an Afro-Peruvian box drum called a cajon. - Marfa The Barfa
Martha Maloney has a big problem, and she needs to solve it before her little brother Tyler drives her completely crazy! - Dressed Up For The Party
Everyone has to do things they don't feel like doing sometimes. When I was a kid, getting dressed up was one of those things. I don't mind it as much these days, as long as my collar isn't too tight. read lyrics
Dressed Up For The Party
This sweater is too itchy
These pants don't fit me right
These shoes are giving me blisters
'cause they're way too tight
and my socks are all sweaty (as wet as spaghetti)
I don't want to get dressed up
To go to the party
I don't want to get dressed up at all
My little cousins will be there
But all they do is cry ('cuz they're babies...)
My Auntie Ethyl will kiss me
And I'll want to die
and then I'll smell like her perfume (P.U.!)
I'll be covered in lipstick
I don't want to get dressed up
To go to the party (Wah wah wah!)
I don't want to get dressed up at all
I'm as sad as can be (sad as can be...)
Nobody cares about me
What do you mean that I'm whining?...
What do you mean I can't go? (you gotta stay home...)
I can't believe that you'd leave me
Here all alone
(by yourself in the big house and there's nothing to do and you'll probably get kidnapped)
I'm as sad as can be (sad as can be...)
Nobody cares about me
I don't mind getting dressed up
To go to the party
I don't mind getting dressed up at all